Ok... we KNOW it's getting close to the Party season, but at Atlantis, they've started partying already!

J & R spent BOTH Friday AND Saturday with us (and saved a tenner). Now it's official - Atlantis coffee can keep anyone awake . Loved the psycho dress, babe. Only one night in da house for StarJumper and Anietta - hey, you'll be getting withdrawal symptoms guys. Hearing that S & A gonna be strutting in Shropshire, Sexy Sues & daBazza came to see us again, and wow, is Susie looking good. Just sitting there with legs going ALL the way to her sexy smile. And Bazza's OK too - well, sort of!

But in my excitement, I've skipped a day - I'm supposed to be telling you about Friday. Last week I got in trouble (nothing new there then), for not giving shouts to our "Friday Guys" - they're such a sensitive bunch you know. So Hi to Nick & Dav and Ian, as well as BobShell and Stripey Nick (Forsaken the stripes Mate)?

Hi to our "Juicy" mates S & S, and of course to our Birthday Couple, H & P, who always look great. Better than great in fact. Long time, no see for S & L. It's only when we see you two that we realise how much we miss ya. XXX 

Shivering at the door in a little white see through net number was the deeeeelicious Pam with my Brummie mate Dave. So you have to let 'em in, if only to be the first to oogle Pam's fab nipples . Great to spend a bit of time chatting to you two! It was another great night for blondies - and stunning blondies at that, including Lou, and Helen, and Jan & DirtyBird, and Trace plus the Brunette-Blonde Donna! As I said babe, you'll always be blonde to me. Anyway all of these gorgeous girlies had their hunky guys to keep them in check - yeah...

Always good to say Hi to Mr. R & Mrs. S - even though we never seem to get time for a world sorting chat these days. It was just like an SDC night, with some of the bestest looking couples you could ever get. Special Stunna-Shout to Ali, who knocked us all dead with her jet black hair, blood red dress & f***-me heels. Can this girl dance? Ask about 9 million of us guys. Yes, she can!

If you couldn't get a drink @ the bar, it's probably 'cos Catflap & Pam were struttin their bits on it. But nobody seemed to mind too much - but then they wouldn't, would they? All this aided & abetted by Snapster-With-A-Torch. Bad Snappy! Just need our Debs up there next time - and Trace, maybe? I wonder if we could get the whole bar filled with super-babes? If it can happen anywhere, it can happen @ Atlantis.

Gotta say Hi to M & N, who I had the pleasure of spending a few minutes with at the start of the evening. Thanks for all the nice things you said about the club. But (and I know we keep saying this) it's the members that make Atlantis special. Without YOU, we'd just be another club.

I've been trying to sell Maureen to Pete. Seems like we've got a deal in the making mate. She's just wondering if you've got decent eBay feedback.

Upstairs was pretty much an orgy, but then it was always going to be, with Dave & Bex (in the BRONZE hot, hot, HOT pants), and all the other HOT folks in the house. Rumor has it that even Pete nearly got a shag. But it's only a rumour . Of course, if you're not into orgy stuff, there are still plenty of places to play with your partner - or somebody elses. But at some time in your life, you gotta at least watch an orgy!

No Jacket & Boots - maybe the shock of Tony asking him if he'd like to deposit his jacket in the cloakroom has damaged poor Jacket for life. I put this to CatFlap, who said "No mate, he was damaged already". Fair point. Others who we missed were Mr. G & Mrs. S, Dirty Di & Mucky Ken, StarJumper & Anietta, and YOU, if you weren't with us.

Thanks to Simon and Tony for your hard work. And Tony.... you should know that you have a steep learning curve on the bar mate. But your bottle shaking's legendary .  But as always the biggest thanks is to YOU - 'cos without you folks there just wouldn't BE an Atlantis.

 

Next week's WHATTA will give you  the info you need for the Atlantis Halloween Party and the next SDC night (NOT the same night).

You can now get the RELENTLESS energy shots that are taking the swinging scene by the short & curlies. 100% legal - just ask @ the bar.

Folks are asking about the possibility of doing occasional Bukkake nights. Would you be interested in coming either as a Bukkake Girl or a single gent (or maybe even as a couple). Wot's Bukkake?

THE BAPS ARE BACK - and you can now TEXT your order to us on 07971 185 999. The choices are Ham, Chicken, Beef & Cheese, and for just £2, you get one of the tastiest baps on the planet AND a free bag of crisps. Bargain.

TXT ur order to 07971 185 999