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Just check something... Are your eyes heavy - body knackered?... Is your mind constantly obsessed by sex...? If you can answer YES to the above questions, the chances are that you spent at least some of the weekend @ Atlantis! And
what a brilliant weekend it was. Good to see Martin & Paula back in
the house after a couple of weeks sunning themselves. And it's
official - no white bits After all - why should the guys get all the fun. So GGGB is a night specially for the ladies who like to have lots of fun, so whether you're into guys, girls, or BOTH, this night's for you girls. Upstairs playrooms are mixed... downstairs are couples only. And to make sure the ladies have a great time, we also welcome sexy, single guys this and every Friday.
The
SDC Vicars & Tarts night was packed as usual, and we had the most
fantastic time ever. Special congrats go to the gorgeous Debbie, who
brought along her go- (or is it come) faster industrial strength
vibrator. Trouble is that in the excitement, she forgot the power
cable. Ah well - next time, we'll get a small nuclear power station
built next door especially for Debbie & her toyz Great to see Pete with a smile from ear to ear... guess you got another shag then mate. Trace on the other hand always has an ear to ear grin, but then Trace always gets a shag (or 2)!! Cinders was - well.... Cinders. And StarJumper & Anietta seemed pretty pleased about that. Hi to Mark, who sits there in the background, but never misses a trick. Hey Mate! Poor Mr. D - we always take the mickey out of him on reception, but he always gets his own back AND gets to go home with Jamie. No contest! Sooo much action, we thought the place was going to explode. You have to believe me when I tell you that we got more people s**gging on just two of our couches than most clubs get in the entire place. Everybody was fantastic - and then some. Some very seriously sexy bodies going for it in true Atlantis style. And we're proud of you!! Thanks to the Groovy Crew for voting the dark room Best Room In The House. So little space - so many naked bodies. Heaven! Everybody's fantasy, and Bazza's fear, Sexy Sues was rippin' up the dancefloor all night long, and looking fabulous. And isn't it amazin' how daBazza likes dancing to the same music as half naked SuperBabes? That man's class is exceeded only by his pervery! Quote of the night from our Bar-Babe Rachel, on being asked to collect glasses from Gingers Lounge..... "I Can't go in there - they've all got their legs in the air". Surely not EVERYBODY???
Of course, this coming Saturday's Halloween,
and you'd have to be possessed to miss it. We creak the doors open
at 10, and the fun starts straight away with FREE witches brew
that'll have you in a sexual frenzy (as they say in the newspapers)
in minutes. OK - it might take StarJumper an hour or two
Before we go to try to find our sanity (maybe it rolled under a couch), a big thank you to Simon, and Tony for working like men possessed, and to Rachel too. Plus... CONGRATULATIONS to Rach' who's just announced that she's expecting ('t'weren't me, missus). Told you Rachel - it's the atmosphere here at Atlantis. Even our coffee machine gave birth to triplets last week. Finally, a shout to CatFlap & Snappy who were with us in spirit, even if they were at home nursing a poorly car.
But NO excuses for next week guys! Happy new car!
See you again next week. Loads of Love... Ed, Maur, Simon & Tony - The Atlantis Team |
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On the other hand, we have Mr. S & Mrs J off to sunny Cyprus for a
couple of weeks - we'll miss you - and probably so will the Cannock
Chase Police Team, who you guys keep teasing - wicked, that's what
you are. Oh yes... congrats to Jackie for bringing the smallest
amount of Vodka ever. And still she's as dizzy as it gets! Happy New
Car to Ms. S - good to see my pal G looking great. Enjoy your day
out mate! Don't forget that FRIDAY, 30th October is our Good Girls
Get Bad Night. 
